The Dirt, Tongue Scraper, Pure Copper, 1 Piece

Cleans teeth naturally

Copper tongue scraper

Do you want to achieve such fresh breath that a polar bear will prefer it to its usual swimming in the icy waters of the Arctic?

Our tongue scraper is made from molten ore mined from the ground.

Made from 100% pure copper, the scraper does an excellent job of removing the horror of white bacteria that inhabit the surface of the tongue, which scatter in horror at the sight of it, relieving you of the dragon" breath in the morning and allowing you to maintain a freshness similar to that of a unicorn with butterfly wings walking through a meadow covered with flowers.

Fresher breath has been shown to increase the chances of successful dating by 137% *, and the more dates you have, the greater your chances of a successful outcome.

Thus, brushing your tongue increases your chances of orgasm by 137%.

Great prospect, isn't it?

Recommendations for use

How to brush your tongue

Take the scraper by the hinged ends.

Place the horseshoe-shaped end over the end of your tongue.

Apply a little pressure on your tongue.

Pull towards you to capture the white coating.

Rinse the scraper.

Repeat as necessary.

Store the scraper in a dry place between uses

Clean the scraper periodically with soap and water.

Warnings

Use as directed, give to children under adult supervision, discontinue use if irritation occurs.

Continuous use will give you incredible breath freshness, which will help you increase your chances of being seduced, getting a promotion at work, or being chased by flocks of cute kittens on the street.

Make sure you are mentally prepared to increase your coolness and attractiveness by 62% *.

* The data is not scientifically confirmed, but you already figured it out yourself.

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Structure

copper

Specifications

Brand name

The dirt

A type

Tongue cleaner

Package weight, g

40

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